Dear Daddy,
If mommy thought she was sick yesterday, she had another thing coming.
We both woke up really early this morning, but we went to bed early last night so it didn't surprise mommy. She actually woke up before me-at 730-and felt headachey and crappy but functional at least. For awhile mommy forgot I was 11 months old, what a bad mommy... but she did mid-way through my bottle, and so when I got done eating mommy washed my hair, let it dry, and we attempted teddy bear pictures. Key word being attempted.
It was an awful afternoon after mommy talked to you. She got to take a nap for a few minutes, but I didn't feel like sleeping anymore so I was screaming for her. She got me up, gave me a bottle in my pack & play (because things were rapidly deteriorating) and after my bottle brought me some toys to play with... it was an awful blur of mommy getting sick and just lying there with her eyes closed to ward off the nausea. I even had to have my dinner in my pack & play-thank goodness mommy had made pancakes a couple of nights before and there were leftovers for me to eat.

Love, Maya