Dear Daddy,
Last night when mommy went to check on me this is how she found me...
She checked to see if I was breathing first, then grabbed the camera and snapped this, and then she started untying my bumper and took it off. She would have gotten the whole thing off without waking me up, but mommy had wedged one of the ties where she takes the front of the crib off so it was reeeally hard to get off. I woke up, she yanked it out really hard, took it out of my crib, put me back down and I was out again. Bye bye, bumper.
Love, Maya
PS-Here I am clapping and trying to give you kisses.